Okay.. Try to picture this. Close your eyes.
Now, imagine a child playing in a field. Spinning in circles. Chasing butterflies. Innocent and pure.
It is sunny and there are flowers.
The child is safe. The scene is serene.
Now? Imagine someone hands that kid a loaded 44 Magnum. Something bad is going to happen. Isn't it?
So, that's essentially WHAT YOU DID when you left me unsupervised. Because you know I have a mental age of about six and I need constant adult supervision. You know this, but you did it ANYWAY.. And that's why I bought the truck. Because you weren't here to stop me like a responsible adult should have.
*pause*
So.. If you think about it? It's kinda your fault.. Ya know?
The Mrs: *Not amused*
So, that argument didn't work at all.
At least I have a cool truck I don't need.
Now, imagine a child playing in a field. Spinning in circles. Chasing butterflies. Innocent and pure.
It is sunny and there are flowers.
The child is safe. The scene is serene.
Now? Imagine someone hands that kid a loaded 44 Magnum. Something bad is going to happen. Isn't it?
So, that's essentially WHAT YOU DID when you left me unsupervised. Because you know I have a mental age of about six and I need constant adult supervision. You know this, but you did it ANYWAY.. And that's why I bought the truck. Because you weren't here to stop me like a responsible adult should have.
*pause*
So.. If you think about it? It's kinda your fault.. Ya know?
The Mrs: *Not amused*
So, that argument didn't work at all.
At least I have a cool truck I don't need.

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