Hijack this thread!

[Jeffy]

Who knows how true the world can be when the walls are dripping with worthless hookers and dancing whiskey!!!

[Lotek]

Your future smells like shitty dicks.

[oldmansporty63]

Your future smells like shitty dicks.

i am never going to hire you again to read my future!

[gyro]

I got a new phone last night

[crmnl]

[imaloser]

How do I get this rash off my nuts?

[CriminalKZ]

I wear a size Large in some shirts but an XL in others. Sometimes I wear a size 10.5 in shoes and then other times a 9.5 fits just as good. Why can't every fucking clothing company have the same size shit??? WHAAAT THEEEE FUUUUCK???!??!?!?

[gyro]

How do I get this rash off my nuts?

A stick!!!

[rickboyd]

The cat's head smashed into my boot three times today.......Hasn't moved in a while......stupid cat

[Guest]

After eating a gigantic plate of homemade nachos last night, my butt wont stop making a fist.

[cros36]

27 pages of procrastination. FUCK, i got shit to do.

[CRFyou]

yesterday i jayed off early in the day. then in the early afternoon my chick came home horny.

but i was in the garage working on a bike, so i blew her off.

then i boned her on the couch last night when my hornyness recovered from my jay off.

[rickboyd]

She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?

[Bandersnatch]

She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?

I gotcha. Get to work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjLRMfU

[Bandersnatch]

Man I left my two year old on the toilet for ONE MINUTE alone.....................there is poop everywhere.